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ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
